Titulky k seriálu Two and a Half Men

S12E16 Of Course He’s Dead (Part II) CZ
S12E15 Of Course He’s Dead (Part I) CZ
S12E14 Don't Give A Monkey A Gun CZ
S12E13 Boompa Loved His Hookers CZ
S12E12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off CZ
S12E11 For Whom the Booty Calls CZ
S12E10 Here I Come, Pants! CZ
S12E09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey CZ
S12E08 Clockwise in Back Hole until Tight CZ
S12E07 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner CZ
S12E06 Alan Shot a Little Girl CZ
S12E05 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz CZ
S12E04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight CZ
S12E03 Glamping in a Yurt CZ
S12E02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza CZ
S12E01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach CZ
S11E22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead CZ
S11E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot CZ
S11E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia CZ
S11E19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick CZ
S11E18 West Side Story CZ
S11E17 Welcome Home, Jake CZ
S11E16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper CZ
S11E15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin CZ
S11E14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe CZ
S11E13 Bite Me, Supreme Court CZ
S11E12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. CZ
S11E11 Tazed In The Lady Nuts CZ
S11E10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! CZ
S11E09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer CZ
S11E08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room CZ
S11E07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie CZ
S11E06 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 0
S11E05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 0
S11E04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 0
S11E03 This Unblessed Biscuit 0
S11E02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 0
S11E01 Nangnangnangnang 0
S10E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 0
S10E22 My Bodacious Vidalia 0
S10E21 Another Night with Neil Diamond 0
S10E20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 0
S10E19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 0
S10E18 The 9:04 from Pemberton 0
S10E17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 0
S10E16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 0
S10E15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 0
S10E14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 0
S10E13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 0
S10E12 Welcome to Alancrest 0
S10E11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 0
S10E10 One Nut Johnson 0
S10E09 I Scream When I Pee 0
S10E08 Something My Gynecologist Said 0
S10E07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 0
S10E06 Ferrets, Attack! 0
S10E05 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 0
S10E04 You Do Know What the Lollipop's For 0
S10E03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 0
S10E02 A Big Bag of Dog 0
S10E01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 0
S09E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 0
S09E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 0
S09E22 Why We Gave Up Women 0
S09E21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 0
S09E20 Grandma's Pie 0
S09E19 Palmdale, Ech 0
S09E18 The War Against Gingivitis 0
S09E17 Not in My Mouth! 0
S09E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 0
S09E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 0
S09E14 A Possum On Chemo 0
S09E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 0
S09E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 0
S09E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 0
S09E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 0
S09E09 Frodo's Headshots 0
S09E08 Thank You for the Intercourse 0
S09E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 0
S09E06 The Squat and the Hover 0
S09E05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 0
S09E04 Nine Magic Fingers 0
S09E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 0
S09E02 People Who Love Peepholes 0
S09E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 0
S08E16 That Darn Priest 0
S08E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 0
S08E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 0
S08E13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 0
S08E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 0
S08E11 Dead from the Waist Down 0
S08E10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 0
S08E09 A Good Time in Central Africa 0
S08E08 Springtime on a Stick 0
S08E07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 0
S08E06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 0
S08E05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 0
S08E04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 0
S08E03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 0
S08E02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 0
S08E01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 0
S07E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 0
S07E21 Gumby with a Pokey 0
S07E20 I Called Him Magoo 0
S07E19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 0
S07E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 0
S07E17 I Found Your Moustache 0
S07E16 Tinkle Like a Princess 0
S07E15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 0
S07E14 Crude and Uncalled For 0
S07E13 Yay, No Polyps! 0
S07E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 0
S07E11 Warning, It's Dirty 0
S07E10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room 0
S07E09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 0
S07E08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 0
S07E07 Untainted By Filth 0
S07E06 Give Me Your Thumb 0
S07E05 For the Sake of the Child 0
S07E04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 0
S07E03 Mmm, Fish. Yum. 0
S07E02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 0
S07E01 818-JKLPUZO 0
S06E24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids 0
S06E23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 0
S06E22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 0
S06E21 Above Exalted Cyclops 0
S06E20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 0
S06E19 The Two Finger Rule 0
S06E18 My Son's Enormous Head 0
S06E17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 0
S06E16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 0
S06E15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat 0
S06E14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 0
S06E13 I Think You Offended Don 0
S06E12 Thank God for Scoliosis 0
S06E11 The Devil's Lube 0
S06E10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 0
S06E09 The Mooch at the Boo 0
S06E08 Pinocchio's Mouth 0
S06E07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 0
S06E06 It's Always Nazi Week 0
S06E05 A Jock Strap in Hell 0
S06E04 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 0
S06E03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 0
S06E02 Pie Hole, Herb 0
S06E01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 0
S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 0
S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk 0
S05E17 Fish in a Drawer 0
S05E16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 0
S05E15 Rough Night In Hump Junction 0
S05E14 Winky-Dink Time 0
S05E13 The Soil Is Moist 0
S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 0
S05E11 Meander to Your Dander 0
S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 0
S05E09 Tight's Good 0
S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 0
S05E07 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 0
S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 0
S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 0
S05E04 City of Great Racks 0
S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 0
S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon 0
S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 0
S04E24 Prostitutes and Gelato 0
S04E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin 0
S04E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 0
S04E21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 0
S04E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 0
S04E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 0
S04E18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 0
S04E17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 0
S04E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 0
S04E15 My Damn Stalker 0
S04E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 0
S04E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 0
S04E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 0
S04E11 Walnuts and Demerol 0
S04E10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln 0
S04E09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 0
S04E08 Release the Dogs 0
S04E07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 0
S04E06 Apologies for the Frivolity 0
S04E05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 0
S04E04 A Pot Smoking Monkey 0
S04E03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 0
S04E02 Who's Vod Kanockers? 0
S04E01 Working for Caligula 0
S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 0
S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie 0
S03E22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 0
S03E21 And the Plot Moistens 0
S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 0
S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 0
S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 0
S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 0
S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call 0
S03E15 My Tongue is Meat 0
S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 0
S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 0
S03E12 That Special Tug 0
S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned 0
S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted 0
S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend 0
S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do 0
S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 0
S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One 0
S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky 0
S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 0
S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 0
S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 0
S03E01 Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 0
S02E24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 0
S02E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 0
S02E22 That Old Hose Bag is My Mother 0
S02E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 0
S02E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 0
S02E19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 0
S02E18 It Was 'Mame,' Mom 0
S02E17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 0
S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 0
S02E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 0
S02E14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 0
S02E13 Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair) 0
S02E12 A Lungful of Alan 0
S02E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 0
S02E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 0
S02E09 Yes, Monsignor 0
S02E08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 0
S02E07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 0
S02E06 The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance 0
S02E05 Bad News from the Clinic? 0
S02E04 Go Get Mommy's Bra 0
S02E03 A Bag Full of Jawea 0
S02E02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 0
S02E01 Back Off, Mary Poppins 0
S01E24 Can You Feel My Finger? 0
S01E23 Just Like Buffalo 0
S01E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 0
S01E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 0
S01E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 0
S01E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 0
S01E18 An Old Flame with a New Wick 0
S01E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 0
S01E16 That Was Saliva, Alan 0
S01E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 0
S01E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 0
S01E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 0
S01E12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 0
S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 0
S01E10 Merry Thanksgiving 0
S01E09 Phase One, Complete 0
S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snootful 0
S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 0
S01E06 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 0
S01E05 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 0
S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 0
S01E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 0
S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards 0
S01E01 Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal 0