| S01E10 | Never Ever Expose Them to Bright Light | 0 |
| S01E09 | Never Give Up | 0 |
| S01E08 | Never Hug a Mogwai | 0 |
| S01E07 | Never Squeeze a Fox | 0 |
| S01E06 | Always Buy a God a Drink First | 0 |
| S01E05 | Always Stab or Run | 0 |
| S01E04 | Don't Drink the Tea | 0 |
| S01E03 | Always Buy a Ticket | 0 |
| S01E02 | Never Feed Them After Midnight | 0 |
| S01E01 | Never Get Them Wet | 0 |